Mom Fail

My daily fail:

Wildcard: Mom, when do I get my retainer off?

Me: Your retainer is upstairs, in your bathroom.

Wildcard: No, the bottom one. The one that's bonded on.

Me: You have a bonded retainer? Are you sure?

Wildcard: Yes! You discussed this with my orthodontist before we left Hawaii....

Me: Ummmmmokay.....