Mom of the Year, Right Here

1. If your child ever comes home from a birthday party with a brown paper goodie bag he has decorated himself, I guarantee it is because the mom forgot to buy goodie bags and had the kids make their own as a 'party activity'.

2. If your child comes home from a birthday party and says the kid's family is weird and eats hotdogs with BBQ sauce, it's because the mom didn't realize they were out of ketchup until there was a bunch of hungry kids sitting at the table waiting for their hotdogs.

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