Like a Breath of Fresh Air
Last night as I was tucking Captain Awesome into bed and giving him his nightly eight kisses and an eight-second hug, I noticed how good he smelled. It was fresh, clean, soapy goodness.....more so than usual.
Me: You smell good tonight!
Captain Awesome: That's because it's Tuesday.
And with that, the conversation was over. At least in his mind.
Me (with an obviously dumb look): Huh?
Captain Awesome: It's my system. In the shower. You know, my shower system.
(I tilt my head left, then right, like a curious puppy.)
Captain Awesome (after a big sigh): On Monday I scrub my left arm. Twice.
On Tuesday I scrub my left arm and my right arm. Twice.
On Wednesday I scrub my left arm and my right arm and my belly. Twice.
On Thursday I scrub my left arm and my right arm and my belly and my right leg. Twice.
On Friday I scrub my left arm and my right arm and my belly and my right leg and my left leg. Twice.