It Must Be a Full Moon.....

1. Before I had even opened my eyes this morning, Captain Awesome was in my face.

"Mom, I just thought of a really cool experiment. It requires a fire extinguisher, a funnel, and some balloons. Where do we keep the funnel?"

2.  Blonde One: Did I tell you I bought a mandolin?

Me: No....why did you buy a mandolin?

Blonde One: Because it fit in my suitcase.

3. On a field trip with Captain Awesome today.

As we were walking across a field with a volleyball net set up, one of his little classmates quietly confided in me....."It's supposed to be a secret, but when I was younger I was known as the King of Volleyball."