Sunday, April 10, 2011


The Diva has never been a fan of leftovers.

I've always had the 'cook every other day' policy, and make enough on Day 1 to have leftovers on Day 2. If you don't want leftovers, fend for yourself.

The Diva refused to eat leftovers - she always chose the 'fend for yourself' option.

So, she just moved into her own apartment. She calls several times each day (which I love) sometimes for advice and sometimes to just chat.

On Friday she called while grocery shopping. She wanted my opinion on produce - what could she buy that would bake a good stir-fry? I made a few suggestions, which she seemed to follow.

Then this:

Diva: You know what? I just had a great idea - I'm going to buy double so I can make extra and eat it for two days in a row!

Me: (snicker)

Diva: That way I only have to cook once! Isn't that a great idea?

Me: You mean, like..........leftovers?

Diva: Oh. Yeah. (long pause) I get it now.