Dish

Destructo: Mom, can I play with my friend today?

Me: Which friend would that be?

Destructo: Dish.

Me: Dish?

Destructo: Dish.

Me: I don't think I know Dish. Where does he live?

Destructo: He lives on Kauai.

Me: (silence)

Destructo: He's going to drive his Mustang here. He's five, so he knows how to drive.

Me: How do you know Dish?

Destructo: From swimming lessons. His class is before mine.

The Diva (not wanting to be left out of this conversation): What does Dish look like?

Destructo: Like me. Except his belly button is here (pointing to a spot three inches above his own belly button).

The Diva: Why is his belly button up there?

Destructo: Because he lives on Kauai.

(Duh.)